How To Write Funny Songs And Jokes

How do you write funny lyrics for songs?

Is there some way to write original funny jokes quickly to tie in perfectly to your live act?

The simple answer is yes.

In the video below professional comedian and joke writer Jerry Corley reveals a classic joke writing technique you can use both for song lyrics and for creating your own jokes fast.

The basic method involves starting with a simple fact (you can get one out of the newspaper or start with a statement about topic related to a song you’ve written).

Then you make 2 lists of different words and ideas…bringing two separate ideas together.

See how it’s done in this video…

This Line Took My Breath Away

An amazing line in this song What You Mean To Me by Brett Eldredge…

The first line of the second verse in this new Brett Eldredge song literally took my breath away (from 1:33)…

“If I could be the fire in your firefly, the cool in the rain, the spark in your eye. The answer to your prayer and the faith that sets you free then I’d be what you mean to me.”

Kudos to Eldredge and Scooter Carusoe who wrote this song which became a #1 hit.

That’s the most wonderful line in a new song I’ve heard all year.

Authenticity In Songwriting

Professional artists, their managers, their producers and many of the people who give them advice put huge emphasis on creating a consistent image for that artist.

They want fans to have something they can hold on to…something that represents who that artist is that they can relate to.

And probably the biggest key to that is being authentic…representing who they are in their songs.

What does that mean for a songwriter?

If you’re writing songs for yourself you want to put yourself, who you are, your life experiences…into your songs.

You want to say things in your songs that you believe in because when you’re on the radio, on the internet and on stage those songs are representing who you really are to your fans and you want that to be an authentic representation of yourself.

If you’re writing songs for other artists then you want to write songs that represent who they are authentically.

When someone really gets this right it creates a kind of magic that transcends just the song or the artist.

It turns a good song into a great song.

Here are 2 examples.

# 1: Bars & Melody. These young lads wrote their own lyrics to this song sharing their experiences about being bullied at school…

Note the judge’s comment: “For two young kids to come out and sing about something that really effects you, do it in a style that’s completely yours is a really rare thing.”

#2: I Wonder by Kellie Pickler. Kellie’s performance of this song at the 2007 CMA awards turned a hit song into something really special and won CMA performance of the year at the 2008 awards…

7 Tips For Writing A Bridge

Personally I love bridges.

They’re fairly short and you don’t have to match them with anything (unlike verses which should ideally have the same number of syllables and the same rhyme structure).

Also there are quite a few shortcuts to writing a bridge that make it a whole lot quicker and easier to get the job done.

Lets talk about a few of those…

1. Place The Bridge After The Second Chorus

The most common format for commercial modern songs is:
1. Intro
2. Verse 1 (including a pre-chorus)
3. Chorus
4. Verse 2 (including a pre-chorus)
5. Chorus
6. Bridge
7. Chorus
8. Outro

Once you’re familiar with this format writing a song gets a whole lot easier because the meat of the songwriting work is in writing 2 verses, a chorus and a bridge.

2. Contrast Is Vital

One of the biggest reasons for having different sections in your song (verses, choruses and a bridge) is to keep your listener engaged with contrast between the sections.

With a bridge you’ll often start on a minor chord (or even change to a minor key or some other “fragile” chord) if the rest of the song is in a major key.

This makes the bridge contrast with the rest of the song keeping your listeners interest.

If you’re uncertain of what chord to start a bridge on try the 6m chord (Am in the key of C or Em in the key of G).

That’s a good standby to try out.

Also you usually change the rhythmic feel of your bridge.

3. The Bridge Is Often The
Musical And Emotional High Point Of The Song

This is the chance to hit the highest notes and deliver the strongest emotional message or lyrics of the song.

It’s not always the case but a great starting point to try with the melody of a bridge is one interval higher than the highest note you sing in your chorus.

In some cases you’ll realize that to make your bridge the musical high point of the song you need to drop the rest of the song a few keys so it can be sung effectively.

4. A Good Idea Will Make It Rock!

A bridge is the perfect place to say something or reveal something that pulls your whole song together, completes your story line (if there’s a story in the song), puts an entirely new spin on the meaning of the song or delivers the message of the song in a different way.

Think through some ideas that will really make your bridge stand out.

Can you do something with a story line that catches your listener by surprise or completes a story?

Is there something you’d really like to say that isn’t said in the verses or the chorus?

Write down a few different ideas until you find one that jumps out at you and begs to be written.

5. Bridges Are Usually Short

There are always exceptions but 2 lines of lyrics over 8 bars of music is usually enough for a bridge. (That’s why the bridge is sometimes referred to as the “middle 8”).

Longer than 8 bars and it tends to put the song out of balance and lack emotional punch.

The first line of lyrics usually rhymes with the second line but it doesn’t have to.

Your key focus should be on delivering emotion effectively in the bridge. If you get that right it will usually sound good.

6. The Bridge Leads Into the Next Chorus

Usually you want to leave your listener hanging and eager to hear the chorus again after your bridge.

So the most common chord used at the end of a bridge is the 5 chord (G or G7 in the key of C, D or D7 in the key of G).

You should also think of how you plan on singing that next chorus.

You might have a huge bridge and then drop down to a soft start for the final chorus. Or have your bridge end softly to match the soft start to the next chorus.

If you’re going for a huge final chorus then you might want your bridge to have a huge build and ending to lead into that final huge chorus.

7. The Bridge Writing Shortcuts

# Use a different rhythmic feel in your bridge.
# Try starting on the 6 chord (Am in the key of C) or any minor or “fragile” chord.
# Start the bridge melody one interval higher than the highest note you sing in the chorus.
# End the bridge on the 5 chord (G or G7 in the key of C).
# Try 2 lines of lyrics over 8 bars of music
# Rhyme the end of the first line of lyrics with the end of the second line.
# Make your bridge lead into the final chorus.
# Make your bridge the emotional and musical high point of the song.

Here are two examples of songs with this kind of bridge:

I Got Nothing – Darius Rucker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmEQGdst9X8

I’m Already There – Lonestar…

So Many Exceptions…

This is a list of starting points to give you a great chance of writing a bridge that works.

There are many exceptions to these guidelines the most obvious one being that often the last chorus is the emotional high point of the song.

Sometimes the final chorus is sung in a higher key to achieve this meaning your bridge would end on the 5 chord of the new chorus key.

There are amazing bridges in songs that are longer than 8 bars and there are great songs that don’t have a bridge at all.

But you’ll usually build your songwriting craft more quickly if you understand how and why the most common forms are used.

Then when you break those guidelines you’ll know why you’re doing it and what you’re trying to achieve.

Rhymes Are Like Chords

As a songwriter you probably know that the key to writing music is to work towards some type of resolve (usually to the primary chord of the key or the 1 chord).

When you want to hold your listener up for a while you avoid resolving to the primary chord.

When you want a full resolve you go to the 5 chord then to the 1 chord. If you add a seventh to the 5 chord you get an even stronger sense of completion.

What’s interesting is that rhymes also have an impact on the way lines resolve.

A perfect rhyme gives you the feeling of full resolution. A family rhyme gives a little less resolution but it does rhyme and so on.

You can also change the emotional color in your songs by putting the first word of a line on the downbeat or off the downbeat.

See how this works in this workshop from songwriting teacher Pat Pattison…

 

The 20 Bar Power Chorus

This chorus structure appears time and again in hits written by the leading professional songwriters.

The best way to become familiar with it is to listen to these songs multiple times. You’ll soon begin to hear both why the structure is so powerful and internalise the elements.

This chorus structure is usually something like this:

1st Half
2 bars line 1 (may include lyrical hook) rhyme at end A
2 bars line 2 rhyme at end A

4 bars line 3 rhyme at end A or B
(note with line 3 the rhyme will be A if line 1 includes the hook)

2nd Half
2 bars line 4 rhyme at end C
2 bars line 5 rhyme at end C
4 bars line 6 rhyme at end B or A
4 bars Payoff line includes lyrical hook or title rhyme at end B or A
The final payoff line may also include a musical riff

The easiest way to internalize this structure so you can use it at will is to listen to and learn great songs that use it.

Hit songs that are good examples of this structure include:

Tomorrow performed by Chris Young

Where The Green Grass Grows performed by Tim McGraw

Who I Am performed by Jessica Andrews

Smile performed by Uncle Cracker

In A Real Love performed by Phil Vassar

But For The Grace Of God performed by Keith Urban

Just Another Day In Paradise performed by Phil Vassar

Live Like You Were Dying performed by Tim McGraw

Pray For You performed by Jaron

The Boys Of Fall performed by Kenny Chesney

Woman With You performed by Kenny Chesney

Anything But Mine performed by Kenny Chesney

The Good Stuff performed by Kenny Chesney

 

There are also many hit songs with structures very similar to this.

After internalizing these songs you’ll start to see them everywhere.

Video: What I Takes To Succeed As A Songwriter by John Mayer

John Mayer (writer of Your Body Is A Wonderland and Stop This Train) reveals how you need to “play the game” if you want to succeed as a songwriter and an artist.

You must define exactly what success is to you. John warns if you don’t you’ll always be unfulfilled.

This is a great video filled with unusual candor from an artist and a songwriter who has been there and done it…

Video: How To Write A Hit!

This is a great video on how to give yourself the maximum chance of writing a song that becomes a radio hit.

When it comes down to royalty incomes songwriters make the lion’s share of that royalty income from radio royalties.

Also having a big radio hit can do more for your career than years of touring the country.

Ralphy Murphy gives you the low down on exactly what makes up a hit with sophisticated research he has been undertaking for decades.

Enjoy this video and see how it helps your songwriting…

5 Insider Secrets To Marketing Musicians And Artists

I’ve had a lot of communication with different professional songwriters including songwriters with number one hits in major markets.

The reality is most songwriters will really struggle if their only income is royalties from song recordings and having their songs played on the radio.

And the way the industry has changed means recording companies are no longer developing artists…they want artists who already have a huge following.

The good news is the internet and other developments make it a whole lot easier to make an income from your performances and your songwriting.

I know many people who are making great incomes without any kind of recording contract. In fact the independents who are using innovative ways to bring in income are making more than artists with recording contracts.

In the modern music industry the information in the audio and the report are vital if you want a sustainable career.

The links below are direct download links…

FREE Report: 5 Insider Secrets To Marketing Musicians And Artists

FREE Audio: Marketing For Musicians And Artists

Dallas Davidson On Professional Songwriting

Dallas Davidson is a stand alone songwriter who has co-written multiple number one hits in the highly competitive US country charts.

He’s a really hot songwriter now and he gives some insights into what it’s like being a professional songwriter…the good, the bad, the mindset you need, the work ethic you need and why building contacts in the industry is crucial to getting your songs cut…